The Japan Times on two dead after suspected self-immolation on Osaka-bound Shinkansen:

According to NHK, JR Tokai has reported a man poured an oil-like liquid on his head and attempted self-immolation around 11:30 a.m. on Tokaido Shinkansen.

He, and a female passenger, are believed to have died aboard the bullet train south of Tokyo on Tuesday, reported the fire department in Odawara, Kanagawa Prefecture.

Two other passengers were reported to be severely injured.

These selfish individuals need to stop inconveniencing and harming other Japanese citizens with their self-masturbatory suicide plans.